Why are you looking at pictures of naked women?
It’s not every man that can find his boss peering over his shoulder and be able to respond: ‘research.’
See, I’m set on challenging a comment made an ex-hippy uncle of mine who lamented ‘free love’ was a thing of the 60s, a time when writhing strangers rode each other into the sunset with consequence-free abandon. It didn’t come as a shock to discover he didn’t have broadband.
We live in an era where casual sex isn’t only a national pastime, it’s a major sporting event – dogging, orgies, swingers parties – you name it, there’s a sticky stream of naked, sweaty bodies pumping their way up and down the Humpback Bridge.
‘True,’ conceded the uncle, ‘but how many of them are Asian women?’
Well, let’s find out, shall we?
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